The Week of Conspiracy Theories

And is it ever! Between the death of Anna Nicole, and my framer's 10 minute lecture on chemtrails, I feel like I have reached a new level of learning and awareness. Becky's uncle would be T-H-R-I-L-L-E-D. (For those of you who can't sense the sarcasm, you might enjoy www.getrichquick.com, because obviously, you'll buy anything.)

Do I believe in conspiracies? I do, to a certain extent. I believe that there are influential people who control the world, to a large degree. I believe that there are certain organziations who greatly control the ebb and flow of events in history. I believe that I'll never know for sure though, because:
A) I am a woman, and
B) I don't have a penis.
This is not intended as some sort of self-pitying statement, but the truth as I perceive it to be. If these rumoured secret societies really do control the world, then it is, and will always be, a man's government, and women will only hold power as "the man" see fit. (On a side note, I realize that H. Rodham-Clinton is vying for presidency... but let's be honest... how many of us TRULY believe that she was born with a double x chromosone?) And while you're thinking about that one, I'll move on... All that said, I do not believe that we, as US citizens, are being mass exterminated at the hand of Uncle Sam. Which leads me to...

Chemtrails. Apparently the U-S of A is no longer "of, by and for" the people. Not when our government is trying to mass eradicate it's citizens by spraying genocidal chemicals in the air in "classic X patterns"! Did you not realize that the government's intent is to reduce the world population by 4 billion people by the year 2050, as laid out in in the Global 2000 report, published by the Illuminati in the late 1970's. Well, you ask, what's 4 billion people in the grand scheme of things? I tell ya what, line up shoulder to shouler, look to your left, and look to your right. If you make it, those standing next to you won't. "But why?!" you cry deep in your heart, when you're lying in bed alone at night contemplating the universe? Well Sparky, it doesn't rightly say. And damn it Sparky, it doesn't have to, because we, as a "free" nation, are merely pawns in the large chess game of world domination, moderated by said "Illuminati". A mere piece in the One World Order puzzle. And the pawns don't always know why. But you better believe it's true. I saw it on television... And heard it from my genuis framer who has three teeth.

And it must be true! And how can I prove it? By the fact that I am paying enough taxes for at least three people in preparation to have the one on my left and the one on my right exterminated along with their financial contribution to our nation... because I intend to be the one who makes it.